Wot No Labour?

Having been up all night at one election count and having just returned from another, I can't but share my satisfaction at having orchestrated a 15.1% swing from Labour to Conservative, doubling the Conservative vote and evicting the sitting councillors of thirty years standing from a very safe Labour ward. Further, our council now has NO Labour representation at all – you should have seen the face of one of the local Labour MPs when he showed up late only to be told that none of his candidates had been successful. LibDems performed miserably too. Now to repeat the result nationally...